NEWSROOM – Breaking News
US President Trump’s top aide, Anthony Scaramucci AKA the “Mooch” had a short run but what a time it was. In celebration of a short but memorable moment, we feel this guy deserves a Big Boner Hot Dog and know he can handle it! Who knows, he may enjoy two Big Boners as I am sure he can handle it. The team is tracking him down to try to get a Big Boner Hot Dog Care Package out to him.
Reporters note; Boner Billy’s has a well-worn tradition of offering our fine politicians our Big Boner Hot Dog Care Package as a way of saying thanks for the wonderful job they do and always thinking of the little guy first. If you know of a politician deserving of our Big Boner Hot Dog please let us know.
Boner Billy’s Newsteam Reporter – Rufus Bob Billy